Who the f*ck is Cxllum?
Hi there, I'm Callum.
I've always had a thing for design and production. After getting my HND in Photography, I ended up running the photographic darkroom at Dunfermline's Fire Station Creative, which was a blast.
From there, I spent almost a decade handling print jobs in a copy shop before making the jump to my current job at .
This site is just where I keep and build my creative projects, thanks for stopping by!
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The Handmaid's Tale
by Margaret Atwood
Grim in the best possible way. One of those books you finish and just sit with for a bit.
Home is Where the Bodies Are
by Jeneva Rose
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
by Matt Dinniman
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Wild
by Egan Sheridan
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The Island of Missing Trees
by Stephanie Lake
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His Highlander
by Stephanie Lake
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Project Hail Mary
by Andy Weir
One of the best non-fantasy things I've read in years. I actually cried.
Vesuvius
by Cass Biehn
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The Satanic Verses
by Salman Rushdie
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On the Calculation of Volume I
by Solvej Balle
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The Spook's Apprentice
by Joseph Delaney
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The Strength of the Few
by James Islington
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
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Eragon
by Christopher Paolini
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The Bones Beneath My Skin
by TJ Klune
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The Wonder Engine
by T. Kingfisher
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House of Sky and Breath
by Sarah J. Maas
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Empire of the Dawn
by Jay Kristoff
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Clockwork Boys
by T. Kingfisher
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House of Earth and Blood
by Sarah J. Maas
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Empire of the Damned
by Jay Kristoff
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The Leather Boys
by Gillian Freeman
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The Last Letter
by Rebecca Yarros
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Deep House
by Jeremy Atherton Lin
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A Court of Silver Flames
by Sarah J. Maas
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The Ashes & The Star-Cursed King
by Carissa Broadbent
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Foreclosure Gothic
by Harris Lahti
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The Will of the Many
by James Islington
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movies/ — all time
Leviticus
directed by Adrian Chiarella
Great writing and the performances back it up completely. One to watch again!
Scary Movie
directed by Michael Tiddes
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Evil Dead Burn
directed by Sébastien Vaniček
Genuinely one of the most stressful watches I've had in ages. Nasty in the best possible way.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
directed by Destin Daniel Cretton
Mostly great, actually. The characters are doing real work here and it's the most fun I've had with a Marvel film in a while. Ending let it down a bit, which is annoying because it was so close.
Whistle
directed by Corin Hardy
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Obsession
directed by Curry Barker
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A Minecraft Movie
directed by Jared Hess
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Dredd
directed by Pete Travis
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The Mandalorian and Grogu
directed by Jon Favreau
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Hokum
directed by Damian McCarthy
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Ready or Not: Here I Come
directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin
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The Devil Wears Prada
directed by David Frankel
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In the Lost Lands
directed by Paul W. S. Anderson
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Scream 7
directed by Kevin Williamson
Somehow didn't clock the twist even with the casting basically spelling it out. Loved it though, a great watch. Exactly what it needed to be.
Return to Silent Hill
directed by Christophe Gans
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Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
directed by Quentin Tarantino
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photography/